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Archive for December, 2003

XMas Porn

Oh, and I want this for xmas


Lord of the Rings

Well, that was a kick ass movie, made me feel better after that stupid matrix letdown.
The swords, and blood were awesome, some neat fire effects, and a lot of cheese. I loved it, I’d get it on DVD right away, but the MPAA would hurt me. So like everyother person on the planet, I’ll wait till next november to get the extended version.
I hope this year passes quickly.


Bah

“Yay”
Been looking around trying to find a decent sms sending setup. Picking through other peoples pages, 3rd party apps, etc. I’ve decided that nobody on this planet can write html for crap. And that all the stupid ‘custom’ sms pages out there are made by idiots who dont know shit about error trapping.
Time to make my own I guess.


Special Midnight Screening for me!

Ahh Yeah, thats the shit.
Who else is going to the midnight showing?
INFO :
Famous Players Moncton: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King – Midnight Screening
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King (No Passes)
Running Time: 210 mins
Genre: Adventure
Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortenson
Director: Peter Jackson
Distributor: Motion Picture Distribution Inc.
Release Date: 12/17/2003
Synopsis
Sauron’s forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king. But can Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) answer the call of his heritage and become what he was born to be? In no small measure, the fate of Middle-earth rests on his broad shoulders.
Special Midnight Screening
Tuesday December 16th at select locations.


Hmm

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
I had planning on doing that, damn Idea stealing bastards.


Holy Crap..

Famous Players: Movie Information
The Lord Of The Rings: The Trilogy (No Passes)
Running Time: 692 mins
Genre: Adventure
Distributor: Alliance Atlantis
Release Date: 12/16/2003


Leet

I’m a big old school Nintendo fan, being that I grew up with it. Found a neat little site that lets me play all my favorite nintendo games online. Sort of pertty damn cool if you ask me.
Gonna try to get to LOTR tonight, if theres a midnightshowing in the province. Hopefully the snow will put off all but the hardcore fans.


I swear…

If somebody fucks this movie up for me, I will take a hammer to their toes.


Things *not* to do while watching Return of the King

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, “Wait… where the hell is Harry Potter?”
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” – After the movie, say “Lucas could have done it better.”
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: “The Ring.”
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr. Anderson.”
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it…. MY way…!”
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!” See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte’s really let herself go!”


Snow Day!

Time to hurt, just so happens that I’m sick after I come home to work via the VPN.
Go me!


Christmas Shopping

Well, we got most of the xmas shopping done Saturday, and I think Jenn was supprised at how fast and easy it was to do, I got most of her’s done last month, so all is good on that front. Except for stuff for her stocking, I still need to fill that thing up with goodies..


Ugh, is it time to goto bed yet?

Well, then. The OAOT XMas party was awesome, It was at the Delta, I’ve never been there before for anything other then passing through to a former job. Had some good food, and a good beer, with a good woman. So it was a pretty damn good night.
Jenn wore this long slinky red dress, looked damn ass hot in it. Pictures will follow soon. I even shaved my beard off for the event. Supposidly I looked pretty good, I still need to loose 10 lbs for me to be happy though, But I guess having lost 15-20 is a good start.


Wow

I opened this conference call yesterday at 8am est, and I’m JUST finishing it. How damn leet.


NYC Cops too sensitive lately?

Man, after September 11th they’ve gotten fucking touchy. Remind me not to fart in NYC
Oh, and some of greatest vomit stories ever are in here.


baaa

Does this make anybody else nervous? Sheep + naked = bad ?
I can’t see anything good coming from this.


Your Tax Dollars

Ever wonder why you pay so much in taxes? It’s because the goverment is made up of normal people, and normal people love porn.


Fishy Linux

I’m all for the empowerment of the unix community vs Big Bill, but these geeks have way too much time on their hands.
I hate projects to get linux running on idiotic devices, just to say it can. I can beat myself in the head with a hammer, but that doesnt mean I should.


Creep me the fuck out

Holy shit, I just stopped looking at random links, this shit scared the crap out of me.
Oh, and I posted a link about the woman who was trampled at walmart for a dvd player? looks like that shit was too good to be true.


Christmas is almost here..

And then, there was more tools to waste your valuable shopping time.
Oh, and here’s the perfect gift for the druggie in your family, The Urinator. Just don’t get pulled over with one of these gadgets on you.


Penny Arcade – Blast from the past!

The best Penny Arcade image ever. Mainly due to the fact they were forced to take it down, here’s their take on it, and an on-going petition related to it.


Dirty Banks & Mr Happy Crack?

I know most banks are dirty.. but this is a little odd, even for them.
Oh, and when I first saw this Characters name, I thought he was based on PaulFirlotte.com


Mmm New Case.

I’m thinking of getting a new case after Xmas, details are here.
This should be one of my last purchases before getting geared up to save for a house.
Yea, A house, I’m now an old man. Hah. leet.


Paris Hilton… ugh.

Isnt her 15 minutes of Fame up yet?
I still wonder if I should post a link to her Porn/Video, Hmm, if you want it, make a comment below, and I’ll possibly hook you all up.


Battlestar Details

More details on the Battlestar Galactica miniseries, starting tonight.