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You are The Cap’n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
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Paulfirlotte.com – Legal Battles
PaulFirlotte.com was in the news again today with his shocking legal battles.
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*bounce*
Hmm, I can’t even begin to describe this, its one of those things you ‘just had to be there for’.
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Scum of the Earth
Oh, and Dan Brennan is in my opinion, the worst human being ever to be alive. I mean even Hitler had good points about him. Like that cute little mustache.
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Wow, and it’s not over yet..
Wow. This Should be posted -everywhere-.
So, my day yesterday was wicked awesome, as well as just plain evilly wicked. I got to have a cool anniversary with my wench, and got her flowers, and etc, and got to make her smile when she was down. Got accepted into a swanky new high class pad. Almost acceptable digs even for the PaulFirlotte.com type of guy.
But, then after getting back to work feeling all good from the bike ride, and making my girl happy. I lock my bike up securely, and goto work, not 5 minutes after I sit down at my desk, one of my co-workers comes to tell me that somebody’s bike was stolen downstairs, and that it was supposedly the nice shiny red one. (mine of course).
Some good Samaritan chased him down for a good ways, but the guy who cut my lock , obviously was faster, he was on my bike, the other guy was on foot. I never found out who the guy was, just ‘some guy’. Cool guy at least.
Called the cops, they basically laughed in my face and wished me luck. Got to love law enforcement. Get a nice expensive item stolen, and they don’t care. But, be a prostitute selling something that’s legal to give away, and they’re all over you like.. Well.. Like a cop on a doughnut.
got to love lazy people.
But, being who I am, I think on the positive side. This means new gear for me, and a lot of sympathy from the wench 😉
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Day -1
The day before the big day. Scary! but l33t. Now if only she’d finish up her paper work. Heh.
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Geek.
My Girlfriend, is a geek. But I’m ok with that, it’ll teach me to allow her to do updates when I’m tired 😉
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Women suck at Video Games
Gentlemen,
The Rules as set forth for the ages.
-RobDurdle.com
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Crafty Crafts
Oh, and I found some new craft projects for Jenn at christmas, she’ll flat out love this one and especially this one.
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Arr! Me Harties!
Wow, that crazy reefer will be the end of us!
Also.. I will be enforcing this holiday to the max. Me hearties.
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wtf, pliers?
*Sneeze*
Hmm, possibly a cold.. NO!!!! Etc.
Been having a lot of weird dreams lately, well weird to me, they involve lube, cattle, and some serious pliers… Like I said, that may be normal for some of you, but not me. Pliers are just weird.
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