As subtle as a flying brick.

Archive for July, 2003

Dilbert should geocache

Well, geocaching rocks. But this is one beat ass newf. Dilbert Rocks.


wtf?

What the hell is a kozo


Poke the bunny.

*poke*


Sleep!

Argh. Back to bed I go.


owwie.

I hate pain. But the T3’s make it somewhat better.


Ride em CowNewf

I so rode a horse. And I saw a fox, and a goat. This weekend rocked.


Not Work Safe

wow, so its been a long week, but a good week. Glads its almost over, I got Jenn a mega supprise 🙂


Oh yea, thats the way I like my inter-web

Wow, this site rocks. Reading cnn is now so much more stimulating…


Definaltey NOT worksafe.

Abc..


Terminate!!

man, I am so sleepy, heh. Us old men need our rest, we’re not machines! etc


but what about the haze?

Also, Firlotte, needs one of these gadgets.


FOOD, NOW!

Oh Corey! You’re So damn fine. But not as fine as this potty.
Its dinner time here at work, and I’m starved. Time to get some chips to satisfy my munchies.


Paul ?

Holy Farting Goodness.


If I’m lying, I’m Frying!.. *sizzle*

Well now, Maybe I should stop asking for lightning bolts to fly out of my arse… Oh, and I”m never getting a metal one, The universe apparently doesnt like body modifications.


ooh, let the good times roll

Sweet Merciful Crap.


x-files yo, x-files

Aliens.


It burns..

And I through my Pee-Wee Herman doll gave me nightmares…


What does he put on credit applications?

“Any outstanding debts?” Well, there’s this one…


ug-lee

Chicks complain a lot about weddings, mostly bridesmaids about their dresses, but can you top this shit ladys?
Oh, and for you guys, yea. there’s a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness.


Attention, Travelers going to Italy…

Be advised that you are limited to two monkeys, and your turtles must be small.


Woah

THis man is a near god


Slackers

Oh, and for all you slackers. Here you go.
It has all four key elements: (1) Beer, (2) Hot babes, (3) Cursing, (4) Beer


hot chicks

Study after study shows that the employee who gets ahead in a company is the employee who knows how to throw rescue umbrellas to falling chicks.


That Darn Guy

Ok, if this is the Rejected stuff, is this the accepted stuff??
Also.. have fun!