As subtle as a flying brick.

Archive for March, 2003

and then !

and then !


Bike bike bike

Spring is almost here, that means its almost time to get my bike out and ready again. I need some resious work on the thing, the damn frame cant take the torque of me pulling on it hard. Its ass. but it can be fixed.. by replacing it.


I hope the fuck he vomits.

And now, on a more intelligent note, I just farted on Simcha.


Amy Titus?

OH MY GOODNESS, I so know the chick on the left.


Kables!

Argh, stupid headache. So this weekend, I baby-sat. Which is to say, I watched my girlfriend Jenn baby-sit. Heh, and for some reason, I got paid for it. Muhaha, being a leech rocks!, I need to watch her more often.
I finally got my case all filled up, with one ‘slight’ drawback. I dont have long enough gaps between the connectors on my data cables to get from the hard drives, to the cdroms. So, unless I want to run both hard drives off one bus, I’m stuck running my hard drives in the wrong bays. Argh.
Anybody got any sweet cables for me?
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I can fly!

People ask me sometimes, how can I be so happy in such a misserable world, I must thank Kevin Vye for all his help. Bless you Vye, Bless you.


Horsies!

Evidently, the Swedes also have a lot of spare time.
(Click on the heads.)


Paulfirlotte.com – Reminders

People ask me sometimes, are there things that remind you of PaulFirlotte.com, when they ask, I say yes.


They can’t cook bacon, I tell you that much

Oh my Goodness.. they’re cooking naked on TV
What about the bacon factors?? Dam


Fine Art

When people try to tell me that the days of making sculptures of hideous mythical beasts out of marshmallows and then setting them on fire are past, I laugh and direct them here. More people need to go here.
The bad news of the weekend is, the Huge Monster Cheeto has been sold on eBay. The good news is, you can now bid on a digital image of the Huge Monster Cheeto. Please note, as the item description states, “you are not bidding on the actual Cheeto.”
And one last thing for all you freaks who wont stop bugging me for updates on the Culkin Family, go here.


Atomfilms

So this weekend, I found this wicked site which has some awesome “Official” star wars fan movies, along with such great hits as Darth Vaders Psychic Hotline and the long awaited Jar Jar Binks gets deleted.. Yes, you heard it here first kids, Jar Jar Dies… and not a moment too soon if you ask me.
And the best, THE best video ever. This video speaks for itself. Dam, I love the internet.


Cleaning Time!

*Yawn* Cleaning day for me! “Ya Hoo!” / etc