A comprehensive review of Fifty Shades of Grey
The following review of Fifty Shades of Grey contains graphic language and descriptions of sex. It is a review of an erotic novel, after all. Do not read this if you will be offended.
Additionally, this review is only meant for those who may be under the misapprehension that there is any literary merit to this book. If you understand and enjoy that it is pornography, and therefore not worth critiquing, then you need read no further.