Voodoo knife rack in shape of a person
This “voodoo” knife rack, which depicts a human form pierced by your knife collection in many strategic locations, is the best kitchen thinggy I’ve ever seen. They should make custom head-shaped ones with the face of your choice, so you can start your day by stabbing your least favorite person in the world in the face repeatedly as you make breakfast.
Dukes of Hazzard Institute seeks blogger/”good-ole-boy”
This reads like a trailer park wet dream: Get paid $100,000 to blog for one year about the Dukes of Hazzard.
The job responsibilities for the Vice President, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD INSTITUTE are:
Watch THE DUKES OF HAZZARD every weeknight on CMT Know the words to THE DUKES OF HAZZARD theme song, Good Ol’ Boys, written and performed on the series by the legendary Waylon Jennings Serve as media expert on THE DUKES OF HAZZARD for the CMT DUKES OF HAZZARD INSTITUTE: must be available for TV, radio and newspaper interviews to share his or her expertise and passion for THE DUKES OF HAZZARD on CMT Write THE DUKES OF HAZZARD INSTITUTE online blog for www.CMT.com Be passionate about THE DUKES OF HAZZARD on CMT Questions candidates will be asked include:
If you, Bo, Luke and Daisy took off in The General Lee, what would happen next? If Waylon Jennings had written your theme song, what would be the title and chorus? Which character on THE DUKES OF HAZZARD do you most identify with and why?
Yipes. Just yipes.
"Behold, I am the Collector! …And I have come to add you to my collection!"
This is why Jenn isnt allowed to put her ponies up in the living room.
Oscar Goodie bags
Girlhacker’s 2005 Oscar Goodie bag list is out (here’s 2004′s, and 2003′s) so now we can envy all the free stuff stars will be getting, even though they could easily afford to buy it all a thousand times over.
Nasty, Nasty Clients!
The customer is always stinky (some swearing and references to genitalia).
If you’re not entirely disgusted, here, have some more.
Canada gives up sovereignty to USA
Days ago, Our new ambassador to the US said that Canada was already part of the controversial US Missile Defence plan. Today Prime Minister Paul Martin finally stopped dithering and declared that we would not join the controversial program. The American ambassador to Canada is confused by this… confused that we would choose to relinquish it’s sovereignty to the US.
For that matter, so am I..
