As subtle as a flying brick.

Archive for December 8, 2003

Mmm New Case.

I’m thinking of getting a new case after Xmas, details are here.
This should be one of my last purchases before getting geared up to save for a house.
Yea, A house, I’m now an old man. Hah. leet.


Paris Hilton… ugh.

Isnt her 15 minutes of Fame up yet?
I still wonder if I should post a link to her Porn/Video, Hmm, if you want it, make a comment below, and I’ll possibly hook you all up.


Battlestar Details

More details on the Battlestar Galactica miniseries, starting tonight.


Battlestar Erotica ?

Battlestar Galactica. I know, I hate the orginal 70′s show, who doesn’t? It was the largest pile of crap I’ve ever seen. Inbreeds and Psychotic fucks loved it, but other then that, its even worse then Ren&Stimpy, and I -hate- that show.
But this one has something the 70′s version didnt..
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Yes, Tricia Helfer.
“We realized the only way we could improve on the original is if the Cylons could have sex,” quipped co-executive producer David Eick at Tuesday night’s Los Angeles premiere. The chrome-domed “walking toasters” from the original TV series are succeeded by — well, really hot blond chicks, who infiltrate human society to engineer its doom.
One of the newly humanized enemy androids, Number Six, is played by former Victoria’s Secret model Tricia Helfer (so that’s Victoria’s big secret! — we always knew there was a sinister purpose behind those ubiquitous catalogs). While in the throes of sex, her spine glows a luminescent, otherworldly, X-ray crimson.
Episode No. 1 of the two-part miniseries, which debuts Dec. 8, explodes with a jaw dropper of a scene that blends Cylon eroticism with equal parts pants-wetting apocalyptic terror and blast-tacular deep-space warfare. None of this should work, but under the nuanced direction of Michael Rymer, it does, spectacularly, and the rest of the episode never disappoints.


We aren’t Americans?

Canada’s View on Social Issues Is Opening Rifts With the U.S. (note: NYT reg. required)
“Being attached to America these days is like being in a pen with a wounded bull,” Rick Mercer, Canada’s leading political satirist, said at a recent show in Toronto. “Between the pot smoking and the gay marriage, quite frankly it’s a wonder there is not a giant deck of cards out there with all our faces on it.”
There are people out there who think Canada should be attacked like the US was, so that we could know how it feels. But that’s sort-of impossible. Nobody hates us.


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